New Gasoline Tossed On Lohan-Duff Feud
It's been so long since we've heard anything about the once-intense Lindsay Lohan-Hilary Duff feud (starring Aaron Carter as Helen of Troy) that we'd assumed it had sputtered out all on its own; after all, how is Lohan supposed to find the time to actively hate on a bitch while spending seven nights a week haunting Hollywood clubs and monitoring her extreme, puberty-driven weight loss? There are only so many hours in the day. To her publicist's credit, however, Lohan's now claiming that she tried to be the bigger starlet and attempted to finally squash the spat, but Duff's sister was all, I don't think so!:
“I called her last week, and I was like, ‘Do you wanna hang out?’ And her sister hung up the phone on me!” Lohan told the magazine Australian. “I don’t like having enemies ... and there’s the saying, keep your friends close but your enemies closer.”
Those Duffs better watch their backs. Don't they know that Lohan's dad is doing time? A couple of well-placed phone calls, and Hils might find herself with a Suge Knight-style limp, or if there's another unfortunate telephone incident, wake up with sister Haylie's severed head in her bed.