Writing Graydon Carter's Letters for Him
The charming guttersnipes at Yankee Pot Roast present an excellent peek at an editor's letter from Vanity Fair's chief chimney Graydon Carter, surely stolen from an advance copy of an upcoming issue:
In this issue we have an eight-page photo-spread of cover-girl Jennifer Tilly. Our intrepid George Gurley spent time with the bosomy forty-something temptress to learn the right way to play poker and get behind just what makes this wonderfully breathy actress take our breath away. Dominick Dunne speculates about what really went down on that last fateful day between John F. Kennedy Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. Annie Leibowitz captures the grandmothers of famous people at an eldercare senior center on the Upper West Side. Christopher Hitchens visits Judith Miller in prison and finds that he must relinquish his trusty flask before entering the establishment where she is unjustly sequestered. And finally, Michael Wolff points out, once again, that the media has a lot to answer for.
Funny 'cause it's true. Or at least the Michael Wolff part could be.