• Precocious literary talent (or at least precocious offspring of literary talent) Nick McDonell reads from his new book at the Half King tonight. Oh, to have parents in high places. [Half King]
• Punky biopic We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen opened on Friday, but Flavorpill has dubbed today Minuteman Monday. Whatever — utter disregard for dates is totes punk. [flavorpill]
• For all eleven sports fans out there, the U.S. Open starts today. New blue courts, same names we can't pronounce, more short skirts than you can shake your meat stick at. [USO]