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• After hearing that her younger sister Jamie Lynn was having a 13-year-old appropriate tiff with a co-star on the set of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101, Britney Spears stormed the set to defend her sibling and kick some preteen ass. Hell hath no fury like pregnant trailer trash. [Page Six]
• Hurricane Katrina sours VMA festivities, delays Lindsay Lohan's pre-show scene arrival, and forces Mariah Carey to drink until 3 AM. [Gatecrasher]
• Or perhaps it was Eddie Murphy forcing Mariah Carey to stay out so late. [R&M]
• The boring socialites behind Washington Life magazine are none too happy about Gotham mag publisher Jason Binn's efforts to launch his glossy Capitol File. [Lowdown]
• Naomi Campbell leaves no continent untouched by her scorn, now taking her rage to Brazil. [Scoop]
• OK! magazine kinda sucks. But you knew that, just like you knew that baby puppies are cute but a fucking mess. [Page Six]