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In this episode: Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley; Fred Savage; Charlize Theron and Kathy Griffin; Matthew Perry, Hank Azaria, Seth Green, Lauren Holly, and Dave Navarro; Don Cheadle; David Spade; Famke Janssen; Neve Campbell; Sigourney Weaver; Donald Sutherland; Richard Dreyfuss; Stephen Dorff, Ben McKenzie, Lindsay Lohan, Jared Leto, and Hank Azaria; Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, and the Olsen Twins; Bai Ling and Matthew Perry; Michael Sera; Donald Faison; Gene Simmons and Alexis Bledel; Jamie Lynn Discala and Lance Bass; Diana Ross; Gwen Stefani x2, Macaulay Culkin, and Seth Green;
Donatella Versace; Danny Nucci

· Orlando and Keira were sighted on the Burbank Warner Bros. lot yesterday (8/23) talking. She even leaned in on his shoulder and he gave her a nice, long hug. Seems he's offering her some comfort after the break up maybe?

· Went to lunch yesterday (8/24) at Ammo sitting at our usual table outside. Heard the man at the table next to me talking about how none of his pilots ever work out and his film roles never get noticed. Nothing unusual about this conversation considering most actors fail, but something about his voice sounded familiar. Looked to my left to see Fred Savage with Treo 650 out and ready at the table for the next job offer. Or the damn thing is just too big to fit in his pants, I just buy pants way too big so it fits (not to mention other things, God I'm a liar). As the conversation progressed he came to the realization that he's already been famous and most of us will never be. He seemed to leave content and said goodbye to the table on the other side of him.

· A. Charlize Theron at Sushi Dan on Sunset
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D. Kathy Griffin in my running group at the Niketown Runclub.

· I may be late with this one, but this occurred last Sunday night (8/21). At the Rock Star: INXS party at the Paramour estate in the Silver Lake Hills. A few minor familiar faces here and there- miniscule Seth Green (who two weeks earlier at another Rock Star party had acted like a creepy male groupie to the show's female contestants), Lauren Holly (she's going to be on CBS' Navy NCIS) as well as the "punky" looking chick who's on Navy NCIS, as if anyone watches the show under 50, Hank Azaria and of course the ancient INXS band members, along with Dave Navarro. But the most ridiculous and nauseating sighting of the night undoubtedly belonged to a bloated Matthew Perry marching into the packed performance room with his beanpole girlfriend (looked unfamiliar) as some of the show's contestants were performing. Perry, probably hopped up on Smirnoff Ice and Red Bull or whatever prissy addiction he has, made it a point to let the entire room aware of his presence. They proceeded to distractingly walk around the performers, behind the piano player, so he can make his big entrance and sit next to the show's creator Mark Burnett for all of two minutes. Then he and his lady friend walked right out a side door...jackass

· Finally, privacy watch : museum edition! Spotted multitalented thespian/musician/writer Don Cheadle at MOCA (8/21) viewing the Jean-Michel Basquiat exhibition. At first he appeared to be there by himself, but met two lovely caramel colored ladies - one tall and slim, the other petite and curvy. I haven't decided whether the white button down shirt and black trousers were intended to make him blend in with security, or call to mind a particularly sedate version of looking 'fresh and clean'. A clothing combination that is truly anomalous as fashion, but pure genius for blending in that context. Regardless, his eyes met mine and did not look pleased to be recognized. I can't say the sighting was any better than the astonishing paintings, but was at least as good as hearing Grandmaster Flash spin Rick James (bitch!) at last month's exceptionally festive opening.

· Saw David Spade with attractive female at the El Rey Theater Thursday Night to see Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine.

· While on our way to a bachelorette party at Saddle Ranch on Saturday (a very popular destination for that particular event, as there were about 20 women wearing novelty veils in attendance), my friend pointed to a woman standing on the street and said, "Whoa, she's tall. I bet that's a dude." I looked over and was startled to see Famke Janssen standing alone on Sunset Blvd. I know she plays a tranny on "Nip/Tuck," but it's kinda sad to be mistaken for one in person. Strangely, though, an hour and a half later, a less-than-punctual fellow reveler arrived and remarked, "I just saw Famke Janssen out on Sunset." Do we have another Anne Heche on our hands? Is she just wandering, dazed, up and down the streets of L.A. wearing only a tank top and capri pants?

· twice in one week: neve campbell at runyon canyon yoga. she took the class with her boyfriend/husband(?) over the weekend and picked him up from the class on wed. not surprisingly, she's very, very bendy. also, very pretty and natural-looking (great, shiny hair) but she has no ass. I don't know if going to free yoga in runyon makes her a woman of the people or just frugal. I'm going to go with the former.

· 8/24 - A large movie shoot ("The TV Set") was going on at the Wiltern Theater in beautiful KoreaTown this afternoon. As I walked by all the hubbub, Sigourney Weaver walked right by me on the sidewalk and popped into her trailer. She looked great - like "Working Girl" was yesterday!

· Early Tuesday morning, I stopped in a Café du Village over on Larchmont to get a cup of coffee when suddenly Donald Sutherland takes a seat at a table just outside the front door (Sadly, Keifer was nowhere in sight). He is just as severe looking in person as he is in the movies, certainly as tall as I’d expected, but slightly hunched over on this early morning. Dressed in a heavy black jacket that dramatically contrasted with his shaggy white hair, piercing blue eyes and the summer’s heat, I watched him through four cups of coffee, trying not to be obvious that I was entranced by the majestic DSuth. I watched on as he sipped his hot tea and talked with another older gentleman. As I finished my last cup, I contemplated asking him if I could borrow some sweetener from his table, but decided that it would be a major faux pas. When I left the café, I made a point of walking past his table to get a better look. Just then, I heard him say, mid-conversation, in that famous voice, "...but then it all just became too much for me." I have to say that I agreed with him.

· Saw a high-spirited Richard Dreyfuss last night at Teru Sushi in Studio City, rockin' a "Beverly Hills High 40th Reunion" t-shirt. As he left, he canoodled a bit with one of the hostesses (who, incidentally, was wearing a tragic zebra-stripe chiffon dress and 5" lucite stripper shoes), so either he's a regular or just gets grabby when he's got a little sake in him.


· Saturday the 13th my friends and I some how got into some guys 40th b-day party. The whole place was fully of industry people—agents, models, the usual. Saw Stephen Dorff who seemed mellow and Benjamin McKenzie from the OC. Well being the obsessed OC fan I am I had to go say hello and ask for a picture, and he kindly obliged. Very cute, not so friendly and he is kind of short. So last week on Saturday the 21st while lounging pool side on a cabana chair we see a frail and sadly thin Lindsay Lohan walk past the crowd and straight into the VIP room. A few minutes later we see Jared Leto walk past the crowd and straight into the VIP room. His band mates mixed and mingled with us common folks but interestingly enough jared and lindsay stayed in the VIP room the whole time. Wonder what is going on there, hmmmm. We also saw Hank Azaria who was extremely nice, friendly, and normal. Tropicana is def a sure bet for a star sighting, hard part is just getting in ;)

·8/18 - Not to keep recounting the Dime on Fairfax sightings from last Friday, but I too, was privy to the Us Weekly wet dream sightings of Mischa, Lindsay and the “call us Mary-Kate and Ashley” Olsen twins all in one place at one time. We had the table right between the teen dreams so we were able to see that they all need to stop smoking and eat a sandwich. Lindsay looked better as a blond than I expected, the twins are peanuts and Mischa is strikingly beautiful albeit snotty. I only discovered the snotty when my friend elbowed her in the head by accident. I thought it was funny. Mischa did not.

· Hi there- thought I would share my Katana sightings with you. Friday, aug. 19, sat next to Bai Ling at the bar for like 30 minutes. She was by herself, dressed with impeccable taste as usual- large sweatshirt type looking top over denim mini and stilettos. The best part was, she still had the tag hanging from the ugly top and it was an enormous damn brown tag. Some guy finally came up to her and told her. She giggled. Haha. Then saw Matthew Perry there. He has no neck. That's all I have to report.

· I saw the incredibly cute and well adjusted George Michael (Michael Sera) from Arrested Development politely enjoying the pop nuggets from The New Pornographers’ in-store at Tower on Sunset. Unfortunately, he was without a thin rail-thin, coked up model but he seemed to be enjoying himself. My sources couldn’t confirm if he stayed for the autograph session. I’m guess it was past his bedtime.

· This past Sunday, I saw Donald Faison from "Scrubs" and "Clueless" Hall of Fame....to say the least. I am still in shock as my not-in-the-biz beau who notices NO ONE picked him out right away and said, "Hey, isn't that the guy from the movie with Alicia Silverstone when she doesn't know anything?" Riiight.

· Just walked through security at Burbank Airport. The first person I saw after I went through was Gene Simmons, dressed all in black. He was looking around to see if anyone noticed him. They didn't. Yesterday, outside of the Silverlake Lounge in Silverlake, Alexis Bledel of "Gilmore Girls" in jeans, Chuck Taylors, and a black and white long sleeved top. No Milo V. in sight, she looked all of about 12 years old next to her scruffy group of male pals.

· Saturday night in Burbank Media Center (don't ask), MEADOW SOPRANO (JAMIE LYNN WHATEVER) and LANCE BASS hanging with significant others in the chocolate shop near the movies. She was dressed down, but still looked cute. He looked puffy. Some teenage girls took pictures wanted to take his picture and he happily obliged. Lance Bass in the Fudge Factory...go figure. Monday morning, just after seeing the crazy Six Feet Under finale,
FREDDY RODRIGUEZ is driving behind me on Beverly Blvd in a new-ish BMW. I guess he's still years away from keeling over on that cruise ship, but I was just glad to see him alive.

· 8/19 – Diana Ross and her daughter Tracee Ellis Ross getting pedicures at Kinara Spa. Some people are celebrities, but Diana is a bonafide star. Every head turned when she walked in the door. Man that hair is big.

· In the audience at Thursday night's (8/18) White Stripes concert at the Greek theatre was none other than Gwen Stefani, wearing a brown leather jacket, sitting three rows back from the stage. However, there were no Harashuku girls or Gavin Rossdale drawing a gaggle of attention to her. She was with an older looking man with thick glasses and a baseball cap. They left about 40 minutes into the set (after the acoustic "You've Got Her in Your Pocket.") After the show, we saw Macaulay Culkin and Seth Green walking together in the parking, looking fantastically lame. These two are extremely short and skinny. It shouldn't be that much of a shock, but they are twotiny individuals. They drove off together in a black car (Seth driving.)

· Jack can also be very nice to his friends. I was at the White Stripes show in LA on 8/18 and he changed the lyrics to one of his songs to "this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" for Gwen Stefani, who was sitting about four seats away from me. Her escort/date, Jimmy Iovine, laughed, but I couldn't see if Gwen laughed. She didn't seem to be having a good time and left about halfway through the show. Maybe she doesn't appreciate Jack White sharing her lyrics?

· I saw Donatella Versace this Monday, August 23, at Tower Records on Lake Avenue in Pasadena, CA. I was perusing the music collection, wasting time. Anyway, I was making my way to the register when I saw this women who looked like a victim of bad plastic surgery. She was wearing a black top, jeans, and sporting her usual blonde hair. The first thing that came to my mind was “Dang! She reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein.” Her face was tore up; very leathery. There was a young girl with her; I think it was her daughter Allegra. Once I got a good look at her, I knew it was Donatella. I tried to play it off and look at some magazines, because I wanted to take a picture with my phone. It didn’t work. A tall, Italian guy with greasy hair was with them. I’m not sure if he was a boyfriend or security. He stood by them as they looked at music. I made another attempt to take a picture of her at the counter. It came out fuzzy. Walked outside and there was a black Mercedes Benz – (S Class) and a black BMV. The license plates on the Benz was Diva 111 or Diva 1111. There was a driver in the BMV.

· At Sharky's in Hollywood ( i know, I need to stop going there) I recognized a high- pitch, New York - Italian sounding voice and I turned around and I didn't know this guy's name but I knew he was in
the movie w/ Bette Midler and Dennis Farina and I think he was in THE ROCK too. So I went back to the office and IMDB'd him. It turns out it was Danny Nucci and the movie was THAT OLD FEELING. Sad I know that. But in my research i also found out Danny is married to one of the great pilot-killers Paula Marshall (not to be confused with Rena Sofer or Paget Brewster - they all look alike) of "Cupid" and "Snoops" semi-fame. How cute, D-list love.