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· Musician-related litigation round-up: Axl Rose Sued by Former Bandmates and Eminem Sued Over Tour Bus Accident.
· Was NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove hoodwinked by a tough-talking, ex-con producer? The Reeler is on the case.
· Mike Schramm interviews literary wunderkind Niki Yan, author of the soon-to-be-acclaimed My Love For You, Tom Cruise: A Desperate Chinese Girl’s Confession. Bert Fields to demand immediate clarification re: love for Tom Cruise.
· We have no idea what possessed TVGasm to attend a live Real World event, but their irrational lust for all things reality cannot go unlinked.
· Our pal Claire Zulkey, who once utterly wasted twenty or so questions on us, fails to induce writer AJ Jacobs to badmouth Maddox Jolie.
· Michelle, you know you want this/Back then ho's didn't want me/Now I'm hot ho's all on me