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· Matt Damon on being the "poor man's Johnny Depp" (fifth item): "I stared at him harder, and Terry [Gilliam] finally admitted: 'Matt, you're my second choice.''"
· Three months from now, everybody in Echo Park will be fucking on mattresses left on the sidewalk.
· This might look like a mistake, but if you click on the link below Regis Philbin's photo, you can discover the tenuous link between the hyperactive host and dinosaurs.
· We're sorry, Ray, but it seems that someone would like to respectfully disagree with the assertion that you are universally adored.