Take My Luxury VMAs Gift Bag, Please!

Radar outlines the disturbingly exorbitant gift bags given to the worthy folks at June's MTV Movie Awards, which are only slightly more disgusting that the gift bags to be cradled in the arms of luminaries at this weekend's Video Music Awards. But what about the common folk, those media and business hangers-on? If they can get into Ocean Drive's luxury suite at the Ritz, where "gifting" reigns supreme, they'll do pretty well for themselves. Freebies, we hear, include:
• Le Tigre polos
• Generra jeans
• Cosabella lingerie
• Hollister shirts and shorts
• Rafe handbags
• Lia Sophia jewelry
• Ted Baker clothing
Golly, we hope that by the time we stop in there's still a few polos left — we were going to be sending them directly to those Nigerian orphans we've sponsored. Top that, Bonnie Fuller.