• Bellis Stalkerfest2k5, Round IV: The man that just won't quit appears at lit bar Half King tonight to read from some book he wrote. Dude hasn't published a book in seven years, but he sure knows how to make up for lost time. [Half King]
• The irrascible buggers at Billionaires for Bush throw another fund-raising fete at Frying Pan tonight. Wear your sharpest, most ironic three-piece suit or string of faux pearls. [flavorpill]
• Duude, did you hear that Dazed and Confused is, like, playing for free at the Hudson River Park tonight? Nooo way! Party at the Moontower to follow. [Hudson River Park]