Patrick Whitesell and Lauren Sanchez Become One In Santa Barbara
We'd completely forgotten that Endeavor agent Patrick Whitesell and pneumatic local television spokesbot Lauren Sanchez were set to tie the knot this past weekend, but some spies just reminded us that the hot nuptial action took place in Santa Barbara on Saturday at the ultra-fancified Bacara resort. (Other details, such as how many times client/anchor Ben Affleck draped his genitals on unsuspecting guests, are hopefully forthcoming.) In the meantime, we can all celebrate the happy occasion by perusing the couple's online gift registries, but please remember that if you weren't invited, you're not obligated to buy that $1,200 vacuum cleaner from Williams-Sonoma.