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Courtney Love can't catch a break. On Friday, a judge ignored the fact that a drug-addled Love is much more entertaining than a sober one and sentenced her to yet another stint in rehab. Now the random gossip headline generators employed by the always-innovative UK tabloids have knocked up Love with British actor Steve "Alan Partridge" Coogan's baby. (Dry runs involving David Beckham and a plate of fish and chips were dismissed as "unbelievable" and "too Pythonesque," respectively.) We don't know how much contact Love is allowed with the outside world at Promises Malibu (or wherever she's landed), but it's likely that the first time she'll hear about her unexpected pregnancy will be from the orderly she bribes to replace her morning vitamins with a dose of Vicodin potent enough to kill a horse.