• Ah, booze on a cruise: as time-honored a summer tradition as hotdogs at a baseball game and fabricating news stories in the absence of real news. Throw Brooklyn-based afrobeat crew Antibalas into the mix, and you got yourselves a party. [flavorpill]
• Sex with Jake Gyllenhaal? Do we even have to ask? Unfortunately, you probably won't get the real deal at this New York International Fringe Festival performance (not for $15 at least), but one can always hope. [Paper]
• The Death Cab for Cutie/Decemberists double-billing at Summerstage tonight is sold out, but we have little doubt in your ability to beat up any one of the numerous Seth Cohen lookalikes in your vicinity and steal his tickets. [Summerstage]