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Some readers have called our attention to this online ad currently in rotation on Variety.com (you might have to click through into one of their stories to see it). Who is this mysterious "executive producer," they asked, and what exactly is she selling? We're not exactly experts in advertising, but we're pretty sure she's selling sex. Don't you think that if superproducers Brian Grazer or Scott Rudin had racks like that, they'd be splashing them all over the trades?

Our curiosity got the better of us, and soon after seeing the ad, we took a quick, self-guided tour through her website. The closest thing we could find to information about her "producing" ambitions was the following:

* Hair Color - Brown/* Eye Color - Hazel/* Height - 5' 8"/* Weight - 110 lbs/* Bust: 36 C/* Waist: 25/* Hips: 36/* Dress Size: 0-1/* Shoe Size: 9

Clearly, this go-getter is ready to handle your project and see it through to completion.

Despite her obvious love of the kind of bad, atmospheric techno (turn down your speakers if you visit) that wouldn't be out of place during a scene of artfully simulated penetration on a Skinemax flick, we're forced to conclude that this "executive producer" ad is merely a stunt to gain exposure for her generic MWA career. (We know! We're shocked—shocked!), and admit that we may have been fooled into offering a free advertisement for her, um, ambitions. But because she so generously offers free access to several galleries of seminude photography, in which we've lost ourselves for the last fifteen or so minutes, it ultimately seems like a fair trade.

UPDATE: Since so many of you have asked, we'll post a link to her IMDb page, where her starmaking turn as "Groupie #1" in Unbeatable Harold has been properly immortalized. OK, back to her "well-developed" lingerie project.