Happy Anniversary, Nicky and Todd!
You know what today is, don't you? No? Why, it's the one-year anniversary of Nicky Hilton's ill-fated Vegas wedding to "hipster money manager" Todd Meister! (Or it's approximately the one year anniversary; the follies of rich drunkards don't adhere to the restrictions of common calendars.)
It seems like just yesterday, really, that our little Nicky went to Vegas with her friend Tara Reid. As she slammed that fateful saketini and looked longingly at Todd, her soggy brain slowly came to the conclusion that this was the man she loved for at least a few days. We can only imagine the glee with which Todd, realizing that the presence of alcohol had just made him much more lucky than genetics ever intended, bedded his lovely new bride. And the relief they felt when, not three months later, the whole thing was annulled.
On a day like today, on which we all experience such magnificent levels of emotion, we ask that you silently remind yourself of the important lessons taken from this event: No good can come of a weekend in Vegas with Tara Reid.