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Frustrating as it may be, you have to admit that encountering login troubles for the Post online is kind of like getting spanked by an old friend — it hurts, but the familiarity of the pain is strangely comforting. A reader writes:

Can't log into the Post online...
"Error parsing memcached response"
I HATE when they can't parse memcached responses!

Seriously, that memcached shit is soooo annoying. But be patient, young asshoppers. After about 34 tries, we were granted entry into the Post's magical world. Just, you know, give it an hour or so of your time (work can wait, obviously) and furiously reload the page until you hallucinate your way into Page Six.

[New York Post]