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The Official Defamer Party Phone-Cam Photographer snapped this blurry pic of omnisexual menace Andy Dick and Jason "In Matters Of Instant Ignominy, I Recommend Marrying Britney Spears For 55 Hours Over Canoodling With A She-Male" at an event at the Highlands club for something (quite appropriately) called Lovesac. Moments after the pic was snapped, a quick-thinking cocktail waiter sacrificed his body by throwing himself between the actor and the Spears fame-oddity, knowing that if they ever touched, the ensuing C-lister-pseudocelebrity reaction would instantly claim the lives of the nearby Pimp My Ride crew.