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• Congrats, all you motivated go-getters behind the CBGB cause du jour: A judge rules that the landmark club can't be evicted. Thank you, Baby Jesus! [CNN]
• Starbucks really hasn't mastered proper placement for the advertising. But you don't care, you've been jonesing for some Frappy since you started reading this item. [Copyranter]
• Oh, what we would've paid to see The Donald back in the days when he was stuck running his father's rental office. [The Brandon Show]
• Lest you think gossiping is in the least way disrespectable, we'll have you know that we're taking part in a grand ancient tradition. [Discovery]
• Yeah, we hate the smell of Chinatown in the summer, too. And what's up with the spitting? [Black Table]
• Yes, some media outlets really are so dumb as to fall for urban legends. [LaShawn Barber]
• Sometimes, the jokes are too easy, even by our standards. We'll just point this one out and, well, do with it what you will. [SF Weekly]