Snowy, Blowy Fun With the English Language
A quick lesson in metaphors, courtesy of the always-entertaining Craigslist:
Stranded Chicago Skier Seeking Instructor - 28
Reply to: anon-90277134@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-10, 8:32PM EDT
Ahhh....job training. Stuck in Jersey City with a hometown ski instructor who has Fedex issues. If you have any idea where to find a decent slope or 3, this Chicagoan is ready to pay for advice and directions. Please drop me a line and he'll make it monetarily worth your while.
See, class, that's an excellent use of figurative language — and you assumed the drug community lacked any educational value.
