• 1970s film noir classic Chinatown screens at the Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park. You've likely already seen it, but go for the memories of a time when Jack Nicholson didn't churn out crap and when Roman Polanski wasn't a pedophile. [flavorpill]
• Drug user? Drug test coming up? Recently arrested for possesion of drugs? Anticipate being arrested for possesion of drugs? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, and you know did, head on over to Galapagos in Williamsburg tonight for the launch party of BUSTED! Drug War Survival Skills. [Galapagos]
• If on the off-chance you enjoy paying for your right to shop, head over to Webster Hall tonight for The Closet, which is billed as a "shopping party event" with 5 international female DJs, a bar, and the best indie designers in New York City. 15 bucks gets you access to this version of gay heaven. [Upcoming]