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· Crafting an incredibly lifelike representation of Sienna Miller out of Blu-tak has to be worth more than a single British pound. Doesn't anyone appreciate craftsmanship anymore?
· Fametracker comes up with a pretty good name for the Big Three celebrity rags: Ustarple. Never waste your breath differentiating between them again!
· Porn is all around you, you just need to know where to look.
· "Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser"—The Smoking Gun illustrates why RenFair revolts don't happen as often as we'd like.
· Just because one of the Michael Jackson jurors had a thing where she secretly communicated with Jackson's mom, and coordinated the occasional outfit with her, doesn't mean there was any funny business going on.