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Yesterday was Teen Vogue sales assistant Lauren Blitzer's last day on the job, as she and her writing partner Lauren Levin have sold a book proposal to Simon Spotlight Entertainment for an "undisclosed sum." And they're not even bloggers!

Before you mentally prepare yourself for the next Lauren Weisberger, however, take note. The book is not the sort of chick lit project you'd expect from a low-ranking magazine slave; it's a coming-out guide for "feminine lesbians." All five of them.

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