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Friday
 · Flaunt magazine's throwing a launch party for Flaunt.com at the Cabana Club, with DJ Kid Millionaire and 8bit. Chances are good that you'll see someone famous fall down drunk.
· If you're the kind of person who's inclined to attend this particular book launch party, we probably don't need to go any further than listing the title: Go Ask Ogre: Letters From a Deathrock Cutter. The rest of you probably don't want to know.
· Can you overcome the potential cognitive dissonance threatened by the Aero's screening of Saturday Night Fever on a Friday night? We think you can. Every night is Saturday night when a snake-hipped young Travolta is involved.
Saturday
 · The ArcLight has dueling screenings and director Q & A's. Go R-rated with Wedding Crashers and David Dobkin, or way-beyond-the-valley-of-the-R-rated with the filthy (and pretty hilarious) The Aristocrats and Paul Provenza. And if you really want to be offended, Must Love Dogs is playing as well.
· What happens when celebrities tumble off the edge of fame? The Hollywood Collectors and Celebrities Show at the Hilton Burbank Airport and Convention Center is what happens. Doesn't sound pretty. [second item]
Sunday
 · We know that it's hard to believe, but that skinny dude organizing the used CDs at Amoeba has a band. And so does the cashier. And probably the dude with hot dog cart outside the front door. Amoebapalooza!
· You always complain that the women in the Miss USA pagaent look so fake, so why not do something about it? Check out the Queen USA Pageant for transsexuals and transgenders at the Radisson Wilshire Plaza Hotel, where at least they're upfront about where their parts came from.
· How about a comedy listing that's not just an excuse to blog-leer at Sarah Silverman? Suit-loving stand-up Paul F. Tompkins, Mary Lynn "24" Rajskub, Blaine Capatch, Eddite Pepitone, and Jen Kirkman bravely embark on a new Sunday night of comedy at Room 5.