The Dark Side Of StallionMania: Butterscotch Diva Edition
We've always known that once The Butterscotch Stallion was released into the wild, it would become impossible to control. That's a fundamental part of being a stallion, and we're cool with that, really. But we can't endorse a bastardization like this one from the current issue of Star (click the picture to see the whole item), which runs contrary to everything that The Butterscotch Stallion is about. Run free, Stallion, and drink from that room-temperature creek, never giving a thought to the negative nellies at the glossies. They don't understand you.
