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The Wedding Crashers press push ended weeks ago, but that can't stop Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson from dropping some knowledge on delighted magazine writers. While Wilson got memorably Zen with Rolling Stone, he chose to flex his left-brain ability with Maxim:

"I thought that I'd be married by the time I was 30 and be starting a family, but it just hasn't worked out that way. I think that there's something about being in Hollywood. I don't know if I'm shallow, but you want to make sure that you make the right choice because you know that it's forever and I didn't realize that I have such a strong scientific side that demands that I experiment with and compare women."

Never let it be said that The Stallion isn't deadly serious about his Hollywood hound-doggin'. Every time he finds himself in a Playmate sandwich in the Grotto, he makes sure that a control group of non-Playmates are assembled in a nearby hot tub, in accordance with sound experimental design.