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· Tomorrow is Paul Reubens Day. Grab your raincoats and head to the nearest adult theater (yes, we mean the TomKat) and await instructions. Actually, you probably know what to do already. [via BoingBoing]
· When helicopters prove too impractical, there are other ways for rich people to buy their way out of traffic.
· Colin Farrell claims release of sex video would expose his "undercover operative."
· We thought there was something a little bit familiar about the way John Roberts' family dressed.
· Just FYI: Since Katie Holmes is obviously no longer fit to wear the tiara and sash of America's Sweetheart, we're unilaterally handing them over to Anne Hathaway. We're also going to ignore the stuff about the older boyfriend, which clearly is just a phase.