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In this episode: Tobey Maguire and Donald Faison; Leonardo DiCaprio, Danny Masterson, and Andy Milonakis; Lindsay Lohan; Robert Blake; A gaggle of celebrities at Matthew Perry's Sky Bar ESPY party; Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey x2; Ashton Kutcher and Kristin Davis; Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore; Sandra Oh; Joaquin Phoenix; Adrian Grenier; Ryan Reynolds; Luke Perry, Eddie Izzard, and Vincent Gallo; Chloë Sevigny; Marcia Cross, Brandon Davis, and Janice Dickinson; Heidi Klum and Seal; Marg Helgenberger; Shannon Doherty; Lou Ferrigno and Dave Navarro; Robbie Williams; Patrick Swayze; Tatyana Ali; Boston Rob and Amber; Kathy Griffin; Mark Geragos and Evan Marriott; Solange Knowles; Chad Allen; Paul Dooley.

· Sunday night at the Arclight the long held theory that all celebrities know one another was proven true: Tobey Maguire (not too fat) chatting with Donald Faison (SCRUBS) by the bathrooms post WEDDING CRASHERS. Oh, and Tobey's g.f. Jen Meyer (Dad: Ron Meyer) was there too with a couple of hanger ons/friends.

· So I was at Spider Club on Friday night (7/15) and while I was dancing with my friend, I felt someone's ass constantly bumping into me. I turned around and to my surprise, Andy Milonakis (yeah, I had to look up what his name was because to me he is just that fat kid on MTV who is really 29) was dancing up a storm with his 3 male friends and these 2 blondes who were beyond excited to be dancing with him and kept hugging him. ew. He then went back to his reserved table and sat uncomfortably in the corner for the rest of the evening. Oh yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio and Danny Masterson were there too.

· Hi! I had a Lindsay Lohan sighting, and it wasn't at a bar! I saw Hohan at the Grove on Saturday. She was just standing in front of one of those kiosks with her cell phone attached to her ear. She wasn't talking to anyone, so either she was listening really hard or hoping that someone would call. She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt and looked thin, but not THAT thin. Nicole Ritchie is much thinner in person than good ol' Hohan.

· Getting some gelato to go on Tuesday (7/19) at Al Gelato on Robertson (raspberry is what'd I'd suggest). Two oldies are sitting near the window chatting about something or other. I turn around and am staring at the mug of one Robert Blake. Straight chillin'. Saw no firearms or manipulative younger women in the vicinity. Sporting jeans and an shirt looking otherwise unremarkable. I got outta there fast because I just didnt like having my back turned on "Baretta."

· at matthew perry's after party at the sky bar of the espys ...saw nick lachey sans jessica talking to a bunch of dudes drinking beers, looked shorter in person maybe around 5' 9 , good looking guy, very nice skin. Saw party regular nicky hilton looking completely sloshed with her boyfriend kevin connolly in tow , trying to contain her. Saw jeremy piven hitting on tons of girls (as always) good looking, seems nice. Saw tennis beauty MARIA SHARAPOVA Dancing on the dancefloor with a fellow girlfriend she is VERY VERY TALL, probably around 6"1, very stunning. walked over near the Bar and saw Adrian Grenier dressed down in jeans, living up to his entourage caricature, Was canoodling / kissing a young very hot blonde modelish type of chick. Saw Lebron James talking to a bunch of people, trying to hit on one girl in particular seemed to not be successful she walked away fast. Girls gone wild's Joe Francis, Chatting it up with a lot of girls, got engaged with a yelling match with an unfamous brunette girl. Saw mario lopez (saved by the bell fame) trying to dance at the party, not a very good dancer at all. Andy Roddick was seen talking to a few girls , They all seemed uninterested , he started making weird hand gestures and then the girls shortly walked away, should stick to tennis!

· went to el compadre on sunset mon night and the host informed all the booths were full - but he could give us
a table - next to jessica simpson. he didn't mention she was also there with nick and about 3 girlfriends. they must be in love, because I couldnt get the BF to go out with me and 3 girlfriends if I told him we were going to scores for lapdances, planned to do blow off a hookers ass and then play poker for the rest of the night. anyway, their friends were a little "look at me" but nick and jess were mellow and subdued. and she's very pretty, even without the hair and makeup people.

· The Simpson sisters are stalking me. After seeing Ashlee at Yankee Doodle a few weeks back, this past Monday night, at El Compadre on Sunset, after waiting for about 30 minutes, the owner thanked us for waiting and assured us that we were getting the best tables in the house, he led us to our table which was right next to the oldlyweds, Nick La(t)ch(k)ey and Jessica Simpson, and their entouragelings. As they got up to leave, my dinner companion noticed Jessica "digging
into her sweatpants-clad ass to adjust underwear malfunctions."

· Today at lunch at Barney's, sat near Ashton Kutcher, who entertained himself at the table for a while on his Sidekick until some business associate showed up, at which point they began to talk, about what I wasn't sure but I did hear Ashton, rather loudly, reference his show with a spastic "You're Punk'd!" which certainly got the attention of those seated on the patio. (He wasn't punking anyone, merely mimicking the catchphrase.) A VERY older woman then got up and approached him to gush about his work, and he was polite and very gracious about the whole thing. Maybe they were flirting, I don't know — she probably figured she had a shot, although 65 may be beyond even Ashton's age range. Then on the way down the Barney's staircase, ran into a cute, ponytailed Kristen Davis running up the stairs and into the women's department.

· Okay, so my celebrity sighting is this: I was at the Jason Mraz/Alanis Morrissette concert this past Sunday at the Orange County Performing Arts Center is Costa Mesa, and I saw Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and Demi's
kids there! They were about five rows ahead of me. They came in right before Alanis's set and got a lot of looks and heckles. He was trying to look very low-key with a green track jacket and red baseball hat, and Demi looked very, very relaxed because it looked like she barely had any make up on, had her hair in a ponytail, and had baggy clothing on. During the
last song, "Ironic," the camera crew focused on different parts of the audience singing and dancing along to show on the big screen, and Demi's kids were shown dancing along. It was cute, Demi was clearly getting a kick out of the whole thing as soon as she saw them on screen.

· Saturday night at A.O.C., squeezed by a more-beautiful-than-I-would-have-thought Sandra Oh on her way out. She was by herself, so I assumed she was going outside for a smoke, but I never saw her come back in— did she dine alone? Did she have to leave early? Did she get stood up? I also wondered if anyone had made the obligatory "If anyone orders Merlot..." reference since we were, appropriately enough, at a trendy wine bar.

· 7/17/05- Saw Joaquin Phoenix having dinner at Real Food daily on La Cienega. He was wearing a white T and jeans. His actor-type man friend was wearing the same outfit. Joaquin looked tired, and gray- haired. People around either didn't notice him, or pretended not to, that is until two girls on the street spotted him and shot snapshots of him from ten feet away, giggling loudly.

· I was at "The Bar" on Sunset near Bronson on Monday night (7/11) and squeezing through the crowd of hipsters (flailing their Ian Curtis-best to "Love Will Tear Us Apart") was Adrian Grenier. He looked more sullen than he does on Entourage, but maybe he was just sad that he couldn't truly blend in to the scenester scuzz— despite the faded red t-shirt and dirty hair, he had two silicone blondes trailing behind him that thoroughly marked him as a denizen of that OTHER Hollywood. I was sullen because it wasn't object-of-my-slightly-scary-affection Jeremy Piven but oh well.

· Friday afternoon (7/14), Ryan Reynolds and his giant abs having lunch at Houston's in SM. Reynolds had the swordfish, his abs had the California burger.

· Having a beer on Friday afternoon in Tom Bergin’s on Fairfax and who should walk in but Luke Perry (forever Dylan from 90210, but hey, there was Buffy too!) with a few other folk. He gave a man hug to the very cute bartender and disappeared into the restaurant part. It is remarkable only because I couldn’t remember his name. “Dylan” kept popping out in my brain and I actually had to look it up on IMDb, twice. Wither Luke Perry? Remember when he was touted as the next James Dean and the only potential real star from 90210? He looked good, though, small and thin.

Had a strange encounter with Eddie Izzard recently. Went into my mailbox office on Sunset (UPS Store, great celeb sighting spot) but needed a key. Just as the door was closing behind me a man grabs the door and sneaks in. As I’m checking my mailbox I try not to look in case I am about to be sexually assaulted by a stranger or worse. But then he spoke to me in that accent, saying “how do you get one these mailboxes?” And I went into an overly long explanation of how the mailboxes work and made some ignorant comment about how easy it is, especially for English people (“my boyfriend’s English and he uses it all the time!”). He was nice about it but upon exiting I couldn’t help thinking, oh god, I’m going to be the next boorish female character he plays in his next standup.

On Friday, saw Vincent Gallo exiting the same mailbox office and getting into a white BMW station wagon. He must have kids is all I can think. Then again, he’s an indie guy and it’s sort of an indie ride? He looked barrel-chested, shortish. I tried to judge whether or not it was possible he could pack a mean erection under his white cords but I could reach no conclusion on that front. He was jabbering on his cell phone.

· Saw Chloë Sevigny at Cinespia's showing of Lolita on Saturday night. She was with a scuzzy little fellow (perhaps Harmony Korine?). Since I'm sure everyone wants to know what she was wearing, I'll share: shortest denim shorts I've ever seen, some unremarkable top, and a pair of glasses that I'm certain my mother owned circa 1979. (Also, I really hate to bring this up, but for being so skinny, girl has a lot of cellulite on upper thighs. Very odd.)

· Marcia Cross at Planet Blue store on Montana-Saturday 7/16/05. Looks better and prettier in person than on TV. By herself just doing some shopping. Brandon Davis wearing a baseball cap hanging with guy friends at Mood-Saturday 7/16/05. Caps at night on white boys shouldn't go beyond the keg. Janice Dickinson also showed up at Mood. Isn't there a better place for her to hang out? Maybe a knitting club? It's time for her to hang up the bustier.

· Saw Heidi Klum and Seal hitting the Barney's sale on Saturday afternoon. He was more than happy to chit-chat with the salespeople at one of the jewelry counters by the parking garage elevators, whereas Heidi was much more interested in going upstairs. Heidi was beyond preggers, wearing a hat, sunglasses and some "hide-the-baby" denim ensemble. Seal (whose complexion was better than I thought it'd be), was carrying Heidi's kid from her previous entanglement and was wearing a brown shirt, beige pants and the exact same shit-eating perma-grin I'd be wearing if I were bangin' Heidi, too.

· Saturday evening in santa monica, Marg Helgenberger & husband Alan Rosenberg at Drago restaurant eating in the bar area. During the meal his attitude was a touch contentious, and she held together quite nicely, looking stunning! After the meal while waiting on the sidewalk for the valet parker, a full blown argument replete with gesticulations on both parts ensued. Moments later they sped away with him behind the wheel of a Lexus SUV.

· I saw Shannon Doherty (I know - I know) coming out of Starbucks in Malibu yesterday (7/17). She was wearing a flat cap and big dark glasses (like she thinks she's still living in 1991) but sure enough there were three sad paparazzos waiting to snap her. Though what publication would pay for that I do not know! Anyway,Shannon and her hanger-on-ers departed in one of those new sporty ("look at me, look at me, I'm rich!) Bentleys.

· Last week I saw Lou Ferrigno, all steroided out at a golf course near westwood on the top deck on the driving range. He was hitting the ball with absolutely no aim at all and looked uncomfortable in his own skin. Later he was down among the plebes commiserating with a foursome of hangers on wondering what the furthest hit on the range was. I can tell you it certainly wasn't his. Later that night at The Grove — again — I spotted Dave Navarro swiftly cutting through the crowd on a mission to go see a movie. He was in jeans that were in need of hemming, black converse sneaks, black leather jacket and a black bucket hat. Carmen was nowhere in sight.

· 7/16, 10:30 pm - i saw robbie williams at the coffee bean across from tower on sunset tonight. i wasn't sure if it was him but it looked damn like him and everyone at the table had british accents. so when i got home i google image searched him and the dude had the exact same tattoos on his arms. he was much much hotter in real life and he had the whole simon cowell tight shirt thing going on. it's just sad, tho. this guy is a worldwide superstar, yet for the whole hour i was sitting across from him, not a single person noticed him. my friend didn't even know who robbie williams was when i brought it up. he knew i knew cause we kept making eye contact but probably in a "shit she knows who i am i hope she doesn't come over" way. i don't think he'll ever make it here.

· I was at the Third Street Dance Studio in Miracle Mile and I spotted Patrick Swayze. It was a very hot Satutday somewhere in the 80s, but he was wearing a black leather jacket and had his hair styled like his character from 'Dirty Dancing'. He was waiting for his wife to get things out of the car and was staring at me in a paranoid manner as if to say,'Don't look at me, approach me, or talk to me.' His skin looked tight and red. I've never been a fan so I simply strolled into the dance studio. A few minutes later, he entered the building and the old man that had greeted me in an unfriendly gruff manner (asking,"Can I help you?'), greeted Patrick in a sing song like voice, chirping,"Ah, Patrick is here.," as if somehow the Gods had descended. I am so sick of LA starfuckers, I'm ready to move to Long Beach.

· Well, I went to Concorde Last night (Wednesday, 20th) and saw a few reality "celebs". I saw Mercedes from America's Next Top Model: she was very cute and was dancing with her girlfriends. My best friend started dancing with her, and being as gay as the day is long, they began to discuss his custom made jeans (according to him, atleast). Bored, I went to restroom, and there I hear the oh-too-common sound of a girl snorting in a stall. When she comes out sniffling, it is none other than Cameron from the Real World San Diego. She looks naaahasty - trashy hair/clothes, to skinny, and bad skin (sad, I know). In the club, she sat with a bunch of boys that seemed uninterested in her and scanned the crowd. There also was a male Abercrombie Model there, but much to my dismay, he was already dancing some youngin'. The only actual celeb was Tatyana Ali who was there with her hot boy toy - she is absolutely GORGEOUS; very sweet, natural, and perfect skin.

· Saw Boston Rob and Amber of "Survivor" and "Amazing Race" fame at The Lodge tonight. It was their fourth night of business, as the place opened on Friday night. Food was great. Service was terrific. Rob seemed to know all the bartenders, likely from Geisha House or Dolce. His accent is the real deal. Both looked identical in person to how they look on TV.

· Walking into Target (La Brea and Santa Monica), noticed a small group of people around the beauty product aisle and lo and behold, Kathy Griffin holding up some sort of bottle and posing for photos. She looks really great and was talking about what else- Growing up Gotti.

· Here's my OC edition [Ed.note—We'll allow it...this time.] privacy watch contribution: Saw the master defender himself Mark Geragos Saturday, the 16th @ Gulfstream restaurant in Corona Del Mar. Was with two other lawyer-types getting their grub on. Much better looking in person than on TV. Seriously. Mortifyingly, my Dad asked him if he had heard any good Michael Jackson jokes. All in all, he seemed like a really nice guy. And he totally hit on my Mom. Sunday, saw Joe Millionaire aka Evan Marriott @ Antoine's Cafe in San Clemente. He is ginormous and was way giving off the 'don't look at me' vibe, which is pathetic because I don't think anyone other than myself knew who he was. I watch too much reality TV.

· Saw Beyonce's sister Solange and her cute, white baby today. Was on Wilshire, probably coming out of Damone Roberts. Was being assisted by nanny and driver. I wanted to run out of the restauant and scream: "Are you wearing a Tina Knowles original?!", but missed it by a second.

· Saw Chad Allen of Dr. Quinn/My Two Dad's/ Our House/ some new LOGO show fame at Sharky's on Cahuenga. He was reading a script while waiting for his food. I bet he read about a page. He is tiny, like 5'3.

· Saw Paul Dooley (the dad in "Sixteen Candles" and "Breaking Away") in the Pass Avenue Von's in Burbank a couple nights ago. Wearing a baseball cap, sandals and t-shirt, he was sporting a "middle age guy working in his lawn on a Saturday morning" look. Talking to some industry types about where John Hughes is these days and the possibility of a "16 Candles" reunion. As Hollywood is officially Out of Ideas, that seems disturbingly possible. I was then distracted by the couple ahead of me. He had multicolored tattoos up his arms, while she had a t-shirt that proudly announced "I'm Not Wearing Panties!" Classy! Their grocery basket: chicken-flavored cat food, two pieces of deli cake in those see-through plastic containers and a 24-count box of condoms ("Ribbed for Her Pleasure!") Woo-hoo, part-tay!