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This latest softball update arrives from a Conde staffer insufficiently important to merit working at 4 Times Square. (The signature on her email lists a Third Avenue mailing address.)

Okay, so we're not silently judging anybody, but slightly lower on the Conde Nast corporate softball totem pole, it may interest Gawker to know that the Corporate Editorial department thoroughly trounced Self yesterday — 23-7.

The reason the New Yorker and Vanity Fair never play us is because they FEAR us.

Oh, no. You're not silently judging anybody at all.

Earlier: Softball: The Hits (and Pitches) Just Keep Coming
'New Yorker' Suffers Crushing Softball Loss to 'VF'
Today's Game: 'New Yorker' vs. 'Vanity Fair'