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Is superannuated, beturtlenecked producer Robert Evans finally ready to make room in his rotating waterbed for wife number seven? Page Six might have heard the faint tinkling of engagement bells:

IS Robert Evans ready for another walk down the aisle? The six-times-married movie producer arrived at diet guru Nikki Haskell's party for Ivana Trump at Haskell's Beverly Hills manse with a new girlfriend, Lady Victoria White. "The word from Victoria is that they are engaged," said our snitch. But when PAGE SIX asked if he was indeed getting hitched, Evans replied: "Not that I know of!"

Before you dismiss the denial, realize that when you're Robert Evans, these matters are never as simple as they seem. Yes, the commonlaw marriage to director/disciple Brett Ratner can be dissolved easily, but Evans can't publicly commit to another betrothal until his trusty butler English sweeps the mansion to check for any long-forgotten wives squatting in the wine cellar or roaming the catacombs beneath the estate. Furthermore, Evans will probably need to retain a lawyer to make sure that one particularly realistic role-playing session, involving an escort in a Swiss Miss outfit and an actual ordained minister, isn't legally binding.