• This month's installment of blogger reading series What You See Is What You Get is titled "Summer Camp Stories," wherein bloggers likely spin tales of being sociopathic inverts who sniff glue during arts and crafts hour instead of making out in bunk beds and playing kickball like all the normal kids. Sure to be a hoot. 7:30pm at P.S. 122. [flavorpill]
• Entertainment Weekly recently named Augusten Burroughs the 15th Funniest Person in America, which, depending on your opinion of EW, is either a positive or a negative. Make up your mind for sure at Cooper Union's Great Hall tonight, where the former alcoholic ad exec turned writer peforms his new autobiographical show. [Upcoming]
• Elvis Costello returns to Central Park SummerStage for the third time in his career, joined by Emmylou Harris. It's 60 bucks, but what better way to pay tribute to the guy whose glasses you're probably wearing? [Summerstage]