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· How deeply was Nicole Kidman involved with Scientology during her marriage to professional detoxification technician Tom Cruise? Pretty deep, according to Page Six.
· You miss the old days of nonstop Cruise coverage, don't you? Genius Bloom County/Outland/Opus cartoonist Berke Breathed explores the link between Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Cruise through the medium of our favorite cartoon penguin.
· Everything you ever wanted to know about Roman Polanski's sex life, but were too afraid to ask.
· Unpaid blogging's Jim Treacher transitions to the ranks of blog-whore (welcome to the club, Treach) by running the site for the movie Blowing Smoke. And we're not linking him because of his clumsy attempts at sucking up (which, frankly, could've been a little more heartfelt), we're just curious to see what kind of Freudian nightmare the cigar-heavy blog becomes under Treacher's stewardship.
· Just because you don't have the rights to a major movie franchise shouldn't stop you from pitching a new sequel around town. Someone is likely to admire your moxie, chuck you under the chin, and, dadgummit, put you right to work!