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Defamer is committed to doing what we can to ensure that no one spends a hot Friday night alone, even if their idea of a turn-on involves reliving the death of a beloved royal while getting blown by a relative stranger. From Craigslist:

wanna cuddle while we watch my Princess Diana Funeral video? - 22
 Does anyone want to come over and cuddle with me while we watch my videotape of Princess Diana's funeral? I also have extensive news footage of both the wreck in Paris and the weeping crowds in London. Then of course I have the entire funeral service itself, followed by the hearse's drive to her final resting place at Althorp. I'd love to watch this again while cuddling with a cute boy on the couch, eating popcorn and red vines, and maybe having a little JO fun if the chemistry is right. Send me a clear face pic and please be under 28. Thanks!

If you entertain the possibility that this is probably how a healthy percentage of agents unwind after a tough week of working the phones, does it seem a little less creepy? Still, we recommend that you let a friend know where you'll be (if not exactly what you'll be doing) before grabbing your blonde wig and tiara and heading out for the evening.

UPDATE: If you can't handle a little Di-play, maybe a nice round of "Maim me" is more your speed. Different strokes, and all that.