• A play based on writer (and insanely rich Fresh Prince of Bel Air creator) Andy Borowitz's 1994 New Yorker Shouts and Murmurs piece "Pavlov's Brother" debuted at the Toronto Fringe Festival, where it was dubbed "serious and funny and heartbreaking and weird," which was meant as a compliment. [emdashes]
• In Williamsburg, do not run, jump, throw bottles, or make a documentary. [TOTC]
• It's not particularly fascinating news, but, still, it's tough not to be intrigued by a game show in development in which "contestants battle other players and dolphins in the water." [Felber Frolics]
• Shocker: Beauty editors and beauty publicists kind of hate each other. (We, on the other hand, love magazine publicists, of course.) [Jolie in NYC]