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• Be silent, dear reader, and behold the pastoral glory that is Madonna's Vogue spread with her British chickens, all of which are outfitted in little cone-shaped bras. [Just Jared]
• Is Desperate Housewives a comedy? An IM debate in thirty seconds or less. [Defamer]
• Meth abuse is on the rise in the workplace; finally, our economy is looking up! [USAT]
• From Academy Award winning to shilling toothbrushes in NYC, the rise and fall of Halle Berry. [OAN]
• The Voice's Tricia Romano loves Cock, whether it goes in the Hole or not. [VV]