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• Good Morning America honors the Today Show's 500 consecutive weeks of ratings dominance by sending their rivals 500 congratulatory balloons. Did we mention that the balloons were poisonous? [Lowdown]
• Maybe we're just a little jaded, but the Colin Farrell sex tape sounds a tad uninventive. [Page Six]
• During testimony yesterday regarding her lawsuit over a bunch of topless pics, Cameron Diaz decides her "boobs looked good." The jury is still deliberating. [NYDN]
• Zach Braff has apparently ended his barely-legal love affair with Mandy Moore; the actor has been spotted attacking the tonsils of willing young ladies all over town. [Page Six]
• Spoiler Alert: If you're actually so sad and self-loathing as to be watching Tommy Hilfiger's The Cut reality show, Rush & Molloy seem to know the "winner" of the competition, who will get to "design" a "collection" for Hilfiger's remarkably uninteresting fashion house. [R&M (2nd to last)]