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• Serial Groper Christian Slater turns down a plea bargain regarding his alleged ass-grabbing. Ain't no prosecutor gonna get our Kuffs to back down like that. [CNN]
• Rehabariffic author James Frey wants Bloomberg to stop letting Albany fuck NYC. Right on; we'll decide who's fucking whom around here! [Gothamist]
• Is it really worth our time to make a correction regarding anything written by Times chief fabricator Alan Feurer? [TMFTML]
• Only in L.A. does a blogging make one "the most respected journalist in town." [ L.A. Independent]
• Panhandler vs. Panhandler, honesty edition. [ONY]
• You know it's bad when Victor Bockris is a defendant on People's Court. Episode aired this afternoon, was a real tearjerker. [BCM]