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Today in completely unconfirmed hearsay that makes us all jittery with joy, news of Mariah Carey's inconvenient cooter:

I have been freelancing at Allure Magazine and we were getting together the September issue. The covergirl of that issue is Mariah Carey and there is a 3 page spread of her in her panties on the inside. So the images go through dozens of people before they are finally approved- they are changed, moved around, examined, everything. The process went on as normal, images were approved and yesterday as it was about to go to press, one of the layout people came down and said "We have an emergency. Mariah's pubes are showing."

They basically had to stop production because her bush was peeking out of her nasty panties.

If only we had a dollar for every time a Condé's schedule has been thrown off because of some wildly uncontrollable pubic mane. Then we'd have more than enough cash to ensure that those Allure pics don't ever see the light of day.

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