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• We forgot to mention that amidst Fabian Basabe's Hamptons Racist RageFest 2005, he shoved Publicist of Destruction Jonathan Cheban. Someone give the Basabe a medal! [Page Six]
• Meanwhile, we've IM'd Lizzie Grubman to see if her shoes are okay after Rush & Molloy reported that she broke a heel during the Fabian Fracas (so many alliterations, so little time). We've yet to hear back; things are looking grim for her Choos. [R&M]
• Would Donald Trump be so outlandish as to pit a team of black contestants against a team of white ones for his next season of The Apprentice? Why, yes. Yes, he would. [Scoop]
• Why in the world would MSNBC remove blue-eyed devil Dan Abram's poster and replace it with that of post-op Rita Cosby? She doesn't have her own show yet and, well, she sounds like a scary man. [Lowdown]
• Actress Cameron Diaz heads to the witness stand to testify against a photographer she claims "stole" photos of her baring her average breasts. [NYDN]