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We'd hate to be accused of further spreading the rumor du jour...but then we remembered, yeah, that's what we do sometimes. Today's chatter is that manager Aleen Keshishian is leaving The Firm to become a partner at Brillstein Grey. And as with every defection rumor from the talent-managing ranks, there must be additional whispering about which members of her star-stable will be making the alleged journey with her, but we're not all that excited about any of the roster past Orlando "I'll fire the next person who recommends I carry a sword" Bloom and Natalie Portman. Most important in all of this, of course, is the chance for the smile of Agent Dance official mascot Ari Emanuel to brighten yet another Hollywood afternoon, regardless of the accuracy of above rumor; in fact, one rumor-mongerer practically demanded to see him beam from the computer screen.

We now return to the important work of scouring the internet for stories of Lindsay Lohan trying to purchase a fake Minnesota drivers license.