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Craigslist abounds with opportunities for people of all sizes, shapes, and ethnicities to make some quick cash while waiting for their acting careers to gain momentum:

Needed: Male Hispanic Midget for nude modeling
Male Hispanic or Hispanic looking midget needed ASAP for nude photo shoot in west LA area. Principals only. Please answer this ad by calling 310 4xx-xxxx and leave your info in the "Marketing" mail box.

Note the agency's careful inclusion of "Hispanic-looking" in their description, which simultaneously expands their casting net while potentially protecting them from frivolous discrimination lawsuits. The "midget" designation could be a trouble spot, though, as "little people" is the accepted term, but maybe those willing to pick up some quick cash at a quicky nude photo shoot will be more inclined to endure the slight in the name of art.