Wake up and smell today's blind items, from Page Six and Gatecrasher:

• Which beautiful new bride of a certain man about town is not unfamiliar with kinky bedroom hijinks? We're told that one of her former live-in lovers kept a coffin stocked with sex toys in their bedroom and had a penchant for wearing a black leather bondage mask during sex.

• Which "Saturday Night Live" player was anything but smooth while smooching with a young woman he'd met at a party? The carnally inclined comic suddenly whipped out his manhood during the make-out session, causing the object of his obsession to run for the door.

• Which tomcatting boy-bander has been quietly paying child support for a little bundle of joy that he had outside any of his highly publicized relationships?

Put on your thinking caps and send us your best, ever-so-innocent guesses. We'll compile your thoughts, run over them with a fine-toothed comb, and, come day's end, we'll all share our hopes and dreams of celebrity fuck-uppery.

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