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The latest New York magazine has a too-many-words-to-count feature on Riker's Island inmate Jason Itzler, also known as the free-spending, arrogant pimp behind NY Confidential, a high-dollar escort agency that brought in as much as $25,000 a night from its Worth Street loft. The story is a typical tale of a rise-and-fall in the underworld, complete with a heartwarming storyline of Itzler's beloved, a $2K hooker named Natalia. In this story, however, it's not the money and the sex that are fascinating — it's Itzler's interaction with high society that we find particularly enlightening:

Jason s class insecurities also cropped up. One night, upstairs at Cipriani s, Itzler went over to where Lizzie Grubman was sitting with Paris Hilton. He asked Grubman about representing NY Confidential. Grubman, whom Jason regarded as just another Great Neck girl with a rich dad under the glitz, supposedly sneered, I don t do pimps. Returning to his table, Jason said, I hate that bitch. She runs over sixteen people and thinks she s better than me.

You heard it here first: Lizzie DOES have a limit. We've discovered the elusive Grubman Boundary — call the cartographers before we lose the exact coordinates!

The $2,000 an-Hour Woman [NYM]