Even the Self-Loathing Need Work
Are you filled with contempt for yourself? Do you realize that you're not good enough even to be beaten as Naomi Campbell or Scott Rudin's personal assistant? Do you need a job that will remind you hourly of just how small, insignificant, and worthless you are? Boy, do we have the listing for you.
New York Press seeks a managing editor. The position entails copyediting; ensuring the web site is free of errors; working with the art director to final the print edition; communicating with contributors and managing a handful of administrative tasks. Strong, proven copyediting skills a must.
The salary is under $35,000, but you get health, dental, a 401(k), and countless long nights of existential despair.
