• Determine, if your calculator has sufficient decimal places, how insignificant a bombing must be to be reported only on Blottered. Now make it twice as insignificant, to reflect that Blottered felt compelled to cover this East Village bombing twice. [Blottered and Blottered]
• Why does a bouncer choke a customer? Because he has to, dammit. [Clublife]
• But, really, does the date on the newspaper matter? Oh yeah, guess it does. [This Is What We Do Now]
• Mmmmm... free Nobu sushi... [Unbeige]