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• Finally, at last, Mary-Kate Olsen seems to have found happiness. She's bouncing! She's in love! She's even tan! Danny Tanner is nowhere to be found! [yeeeah]
• This is, perhaps, the most frightening interview with Katie Holmes to date. Joey Potter is gone, gang, and she ain't coming back. [Style]
• Pray, won't you, for this uninjured American jackass in London. Pray that he's not murdered within the next 24 hours. [Reuters]
• Now you can wear your Lohan. You're thrilled, and you know it. [I'm a Slavophile]
• As if it weren't freaky enough that Alberto "Quaint" Gonzalez is the Great Liberal Hope for the Supreme Court, now it turns out Sandra Day is a rabbi. [Forward]