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You know, as long as we're on the topic of Lucky magazine (and oh, my, haven't we been, what with editor Kim France's admission that she sucks at wifehood), our friends at The Daily Transom mustered up the strength that only old media can buy and, unlike yours truly, actually looked past the first 10 pages of the issue in question. And what did they find? Credit card carnage, consumerist blood, and a spread featuring Times Arts & Leisure deputy editor Ariel Kaminer, in which she looks "strangely, wondrously radiant for someone, in The Transom's opinion, who has been forced to sit so very close to former culture boss Jon Landman for so long."

Wait — Kaminer is glowing? Clearly, the lady did NOT get photo approval. We imagine she's in a midtown dungeon right now, flogging anyone and anything in a last-ditch effort to maintain her Gitmo Queen status. You think she looks pretty? Have 40 lashes, fool.

In the Newsroom, Dressing Truth Before Power [NYO]