The Part Where Willy Wonka Dusts The Elephant Man's Bones Is Entirely Coincidental
Is there something unsettlingly familiar about Johnny Depp's portrayal of Willy Wonka in the upcoming Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? The E! Online wonders aloud:
The longish black hair. The pale skin. The ornate suit jacket. The—how should we say?—less than traditional adult male speaking voice.
...The giant, kid-enticing compound full of treats, exotic animals, and carnival rides? Nah, we don't see it, but who would be surprised if Michael Jackson is examining the economic feasibility of having a Gobstopper factory installed next to the llama pen?
