Remainders: In the Future, We Will Have No Letters to Publish

• We imagine that, one day when we're famous and worth more than a nasty eye-roll (and dammit, we WILL be, just you see!), our published "letters" will actually be IMs littered with phrases such as, "slkjfalkfaalksjHAHAHA! stfu!" [TMN]
• You can judge a book by its cover, especially if you've seen that cover somewhere before. [NYT]
• Usually when we think of someone as a stinky cunt, it's not in a way that would be easily cured by new panties. [VV]
• Congrats to Daily News Christiblogger Dawn Eden, who has been dubbed by Rolling Stone as "young and sexless." [RS]
• Gay romance novels should forever more be referred to as "tank-top-tearers." [BostonHerald]