Johnny Knoxville Lays The Groundwork For His Career Contingency Plan
Laugh at Johnny Knoxville's tabloid-attracting, alleged Jessica Simpson-porking activities if you must, but he's obviously got the entertainment business figured out:
He tells the mag [Elle] that if he had to sleep with a man, it'd be "David Geffen - you might has well hump your way to the top."
We don't want to get into a detailed discussion of top/bottom dynamics among industry moguls, but we think that technically speaking, Knoxville would be getting humped to the top once his career cools off.
