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• Backstage at this weekend's Live 8 concert, Madonna poured a gallon of haterade on Mariah Carey while Kimberly Stewart called Sting an asshole. See? We knew the event couldn't possibly have been boring as it seemed. [Page Six]
• And, when Madonna wasn't busy throwing red string at Mariah, she was spotted chatting up Paul McCartney about participating in her new album. [Gatecrasher (2nd item)]
• Demi Moore is most certainly not carrying Ashton Kutcher's baby. She just looks five or six months pregnant. [Page Six]
• You have to admire a Manhattan physician so desperate to make her name that she issues a press release claiming Britney Spears should take it easy. [Lowdown]