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• We've failed you yet again: Mariah Carey performed for last night's fireworks with a six pack that looks as if it was painted on by her makeup artist — and we've no idea what it all means. [cityrag]
• Top-notch socialite Nan Kempner passed away on Sunday; she was 74 and had been suffering from emphysema. Now the upper crust is left in the hands of Paris Hilton. [Vogue UK]
• Playboy is looking for an "experienced writer/editor." We've no idea what sort of experience they're looking for, but we're betting it's not what you're thinking. Now go wash your hands. [mediabistro]
• Would you like fries with your bling? McDonald's is in talks with Puff Daddy and Tommy Hilfiger about redesigning their employee uniforms. [AdAge]